It was only one kiss, one night

Shes got her finger on the trigger like bang bang!

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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:
Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:
Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:
Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:
Topsoil.
Cookies:
Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:
A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:
Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:
The sweet release of death.

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via winterinthetardis)