Disney Princesses as sloths.
"I don’t like calling them "bitches"" my ass
i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.
wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
what she says: no
what she really means: no
women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them
Peeta Mellark and Johanna Mason portraits posted by Capitol Couture
friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!
This is such a disturbing picture
I’m gonna cosplay it
I always wonder about that.